I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
