It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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