That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I think my moral compass just broke
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