Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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