I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Randomize
