so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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