I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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