I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
We smell like vodka and hangover
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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