Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
not ubering you a puppy
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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