I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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