We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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