dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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