So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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