Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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