Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
