Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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