Swine flu is the new snow day.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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