You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
