Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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