he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
