But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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