If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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