I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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