i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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