Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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