just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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