this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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