remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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