The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
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i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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