He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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