Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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