Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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