she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
COCAINE IS GR8
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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