Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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