I hope mine doesn't look like that
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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