Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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