how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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