how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
is it fun? or sober?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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