Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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