ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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