never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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