One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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