butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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