omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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