Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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