Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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