jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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