S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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