he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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