That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
