Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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