I will die if light touches me.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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