Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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