How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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