he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Houston, we have a blender
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Randomize